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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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spicyshimmy:

leonardmemeoy:

imagine spock discovering memes and then on the bridge bones says that he’s a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin and spock just says “u mad bro”

"much illogic, doctor. such cranky"

"perhaps you would be appeased with an extra hour in the ball pit"

"need i remind you that the average vulcan is not a stone-cold, green-blooded hobgoblin? vulcan georg, who lives in a cave, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"

speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

huwp0ts:

All 5 Members of Pink Floyd (in GIF form)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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spinesaw:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

best thing i’ve seen all day

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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