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deadrockstars:

1080p versions of 70s concerts are the reason i wake up in the morning.

mickjaggugh:

my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy of hey jude/revolution and everyone went crazy and told them to play it again and for the rest of the night mick was super pissed bc paul mccartney outshone him at his own party 

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

The reason is crystal clear. The Enterprise is the only protection in this section of the Federation. Destroy the Enterprise, and everything is wide open.

©PONDERISM