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The inside of my mind is a place where even I wouldn’t want to reside.

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

iloveouterspace2k14:

*holding a handkerchief on a stick with only stuffed animals inside* bye mom im going to california

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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©PONDERISM